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Top 5 Things Nicole Richie is Going to do when Paris Hilton Goes to Jail

by Ben Walker

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1. Another DUI

I don’t mean to be a pessimist however; once a celebrity goes public about drugs and alcohol they seem to be a hot-bed for problems. I am predicting her smoking a bit of pot this time and driving down Rodeo Drive naked.
2. Another hospitalization

In recent months Nicole has been hospitalized and diagnosed with a variety of problems. Despite her massive weight loss over the last year, she has had to be under care for low-blood sugar and hypoglycemia. In the forty-five days without her “BFF” there is a high percentage chance of her being hospitalized for at least something. Whether it is nutrition related or event related, it’s bound to happen.
3. Possible marriage

Nicole and her boo Joel Madden were going to get married sometime in February but they didn’t because they wanted to get Papa Richie’s (Lionel) approval. They haven’t set a date yet, but they have said they wanted it to be sometime in the early summer. It is to be in Cabo San Lucas with about one hundred of their friends.
4. Disappointing another crowd

Nicole hasn’t been fan-friendly as of late. The Australian VMA’s being the most recent issue. She is also completely oblivious to her bad buzz problem. In the next month it’s going to be interesting to see what kind of bad publicity she can receive.
5. Lots of shopping

Let’s face it PETA’s worst dressed celebrity has to look her best. She’s in the fashioncore spotlight and will need to keep that light bright. Also, what else is she going to do?


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